I did not manage to come in to work today because of my stressing struggle last night. I’m still fever-bumped and it isn’t advisable for me to have my eyes get too tired. So out of boredom, since it’s officially the first day of the love month, I have come up with the 12 of the meanest and quite funny answers to your commonly and stereo-typically heard love lines.
DISCLAIMER: Some lines have to be written in Filipino for it not to lose its essence. You may leave a comment to ask for a translation.
|LINE||SAGOT NA PAMBARA|
|I love you.||Thank you. I love myself, too.|
|You are the air I breathe.||Baho ng hininga mo. Di ako yan.|
|You are the apple of my eye.||Gutom ka lang, puro pagkain na nakita mo!|
|You’re my only hope.||May taning ka na? Wag ganun. Dasal-dasal din.|
|You caught my eye.||Muta lang, ‘te?|
|You complete me.||Lakas maka-Centrum, te! A to Zinc?|
|I think we look good together.||No, I’m just super pretty.|
|You are my song.||Sige. Yung screamo nang mabingi ka.|
|I wanna grow old with you.||I can’t. I’m immortal. Loljoke.|
|You change me.||Oh no! Bading ka na? Transform na, DARNA!|
|I’m better with you than by myself.||Syempre may kasama kang maganda/gwapo. Common sense!|
|I will treat you right.||Is there a way you can treat me LEFT? Hihi!|
Feel free to add your share!